imagine everyone who went to grade school with yuuri seeing internationally televised footage of him getting slammed to the ice and kissed by viktor and just thinking “oh damn i guess in the fourth grade he was serious when he said he was going to marry viktor nikiforov”
addition: chris’s face at the pre-gpf dinner when he sees viktor’s and yuuri’s rings like “that lonely bitch said he was going to marry the drunk ass gay boy, what a damn hero”