Chris and Yuuri as teenagers in Juniors probably went like…

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Chris: Okay, repeat after me. I can do this!

Yuuri: I can do this.

Chris: My spins and step sequences are to die for!

Yuuri: My spins and step sequences are to die for.

Chris: My ass is glorious!

Yuuri: My ass is– what? CHRIS!

Chris: My thighs could squash a MAN!

Yuuri: Chris, no!

Chris: I said, repeat after me, dammit!