Session YK-04: Selected transcript notes

iwritevictuuri:

YK: How are you, Victor? 
SCP-9874: So are you just going to sit there and make light conversation every single day? 
YK: Hmm. Maybe. 
SCP-9874: …Are you joking? 
YK: Yes.
[silence] 
SCP-9874: Where’s your plan? What are your experimental hypotheses? 
YK: I don’t really have any. 
SCP-9874: Then why are you here?
YK: Well, the cell door won’t unlock for another…twenty-two minutes. So I’ve got nowhere else to be.
SCP-9874: I meant, why are you here at all? What do you want from me?
YK: Like I said. I suppose I want to understand you.
SCP-9874: Like a psychologist?
YK: Oh, god, no.
SCP-9874: And your whole plan is to just…sit there?
YK: And make light conversation.
SCP-9874: Was that a joke?
YK: Maybe. Was it funny?
SCP-9874: …I don’t know.
YK: I’m going to go ahead and call that a win.
SCP-9874: Are you writing all of this down?
YK: You didn’t tell me not to.
SCP-9874: Did you know you’re the most annoying out of all the humans I’ve met so far?
YK: I didn’t, but I’ll take it into consideration.
SCP-9874: See that you do. And stop scribbling.

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