Hi, your last post? Write the fic please! Im always so in love with your writing!

crossroadswrite:

sdghsdhgsdf id have to get @alykapediaaa‘s permission first of all but also i kinda have a social media au ive been sitting on for a bit buuuut i have a couple other projects i wanna get to fiiiiirst meanwhile here’s a compilation of thirst tweets:

thirst tweets katsuki yuuri wrote about victor nikiforov in varying degrees of sobriety:

• victor’s program is so good this year i could eat it
• i lost phichit in the club and my ears are cold i wish i had my dream earmuffs to keep me warm 😦 *picture of victor’s thighs*
• no one can Deny how AmaziNG VICTOR’s oUtfits aRe ThIs season. Dont Deny It. hES ethereal im in love *several of pictures of victor’s outfits but most of them are real close ups of his chest wherein you can DEFINITELY see his nipples*
• tfw ur in the mood for russian but russian doesnt kno you exist
• WHY DID GOD MAKE VICTOR NIKIFOROV LIKE THAT THO?? WHY WOULD HE GIVE HIM HANDS LIKE THAT WHY ARE HIS FINGERS SO LONG WHY ARE HIS WRISTBONES SO PRETTY I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS UNNECESSARY I FEEL THREATENED I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW CAPABLE HE LOOKS HE NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED RIGHT NOW
• *immediatly after retweeting pictures of victor on the beach on vacation* do you ever see someone so pretty that you want to lick his knees
• victor nikiforov is a threat to the bi community because im bi and when i look at him i feel threatened
• @everyone discussing whether victor is a twink or a daddy fIRST OF ALL hes a twunk, second of all he could ask me to call him High Lord Of Dicktopia and i would do it bc thats how powerful he is
• victor nikiforov looked good today. i didnt see him, but i know he did.
• does anyone know how much victor weight? asking for Professional Reasons *followed by several tweets of yuuri working up to deadlifting victor’s whole bodyweight at the gym*
• everyone who’s saying victor’s programs are getting boring is tacky and tastless and a fake stan true stans would watch victor eat cereal out of a bowl in the middle of the rink for four minutes straight and cheer send tweet

BONUS: assorted thirst tweets about katsuki yuuri:

• katsuki yuuri really out here looking like a three course meal at grandmas house, like u kno everything put in front of you is near orgasmic good adn you leave stuffed full and ruined for anything else for the next month and come back for more at any chance
• I HATE HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE IM GOING TO PUNCH THE PRETTY OUT OF HIM EW GO AWAY
• SIT ON MY FACE AND CRUSH MY WINDPIPE DADDY
• no offense but katsuki yuuri is the most beautiful man in existence and anyone else has automatically lost at life in general just by not being him, he smiled at me once and cured my depression
• how is yuuri going to pay alimony for all the ppl he impregnated with his eros program tho???
• i wish i could quad flip onto yuuris dick