Tell me a story no one would read.

cuttlemefishwrites:

A challenge? 😂 Viktor is a bird who falls in love with a gardener. He goes to a little squirrel wizard named Phichit (and his three hamster friends, who escaped from the Nishigori triplets and found refuge with squirrel Phichit,) who makes him a potion to turn him into a human, but the only way he can stay human is by NOT kissing Yuuri, or else he’ll turn back into a bird. He would then have to convince Yuuri to kiss him again to turn back! And who is going to kiss a bird? So, Viktor avoids kissing Yuuri at all costs! And Yuuri pines and wonders why his new neighbor insists on spending so much time with him without making a move, so he decides he will make a move — but ends up kissing a tree, falling into a lake, getting kissed by a poodle, and no luck with his hot neighbor. And, also why a tiny yellow bird (Yuri P.) keeps aggressively knocking against his window every morning remains a real mystery.

I COULDN’T RESIST ashdghsahj so here have some bad use of photoshop, presenting:

Viktor the bird