Yuri on Ice characters as quotes from my Physical Therapy Clinic

georgipopovich-voiceblog:

Yuuri: I didn’t want to make an appointment because I can see your pecs through your shirt and that intimidates the fuck out of me

Victor: I would have come in sooner, but my husband did this great thing to make me late that I can’t tell you about because he’ll get mad.

Georgi: You there, stranger, if you were self esteem, where would you be? Fine, if you were lipstick, where would you be?

Yuri: You should advertise more aggressively, like “we unbreak your bones” or like have a bear that massages people

Mila: For someone who’s five feet tall, I could whoop a lot of ass, so that’s what got me in this situation, please fix me.

Yakov: If you’re going to insist on hurting yourself some way or another, at least make up stories that sound better than, “I fucking fell out of my own car window”

Otabek: Auto insurance didn’t accept my excuse that I was a badass and told me not to drive for six months

Christophe: Don’t put your hand there, you don’t want to put your hand there, I want your hand to be there, but you don’t

Seung Gil: I’m fine, I’m fine, I didn’t fall hard, but you don’t understand, there’s a puppy out the window

Jean-Jacques Leroy: You’d think I’d be blessed enough to not get hurt while decorating the church with christmas decorations, but no, Jesus hates me especially

Guang Hong: Can I have a short physical therapist so I can feel a little taller?

Phichit: If you must know, I almost stepped on my rabbit and had to fling myself in another closet, Bun Bun is alright, of course.

Leo: Do you mind if I bring sick beats with me?

Sara: Can you waive the copay if I bat my eyelashes enough? How about now?

Lilia: I used to be able to snog someone in the face with my foot, but that was when I was much younger and less tamed

Celestino: My hair is better than yours, I don’t deserve this

Emil: I’d like to say my sunny disposition brought me in today, but the fucking cast would beg to differ

Michele: I got mad at some birds and I won’t describe what happened to make me need to see a doctor

Minami: Getting injured at comicon is no joke, the doctor had no idea how to take off the twelve pounds of armor on my torso so we just left it there