crossroadswrite:

hey how’s everyone doing tonight I’m just sitting here, being emo, thinking about someone bringing a fussy baby to one of victors interviews and victor Demanding to know who brought the baby who just Will Not Stop Crying and everyone holds their breath almost waiting for him to go Nasty Celebrity on them but instead victor pulls a diana prince all “awww a baby!!!!!!” and then proceeds to spend the rest of the interview cooing at the baby and possibly holding and playing with the baby and he ABSOLUTELY pulls the celebrity card on them but in a If You’re Mean And Do Anything To Upset This Child Including Being Too Loud I Will Not Answer Any Of Your Questions And There’s Nothing You Can Do About It way

anyway please let me witness victor cooing at a baby before I have to do it with my own bare hands