«If you need a bad bitch, let me call a few» pairing: Yuuri/everyone, rating: E

cuttlemefishwrites:

“I’m taking your name down and reporting you to AO3!” VikNik pouts, looking miserable as he stares at Yuuri, whose eyes get progressively wider as he keeps scrolling through the story. Eventually, he gasps, something soft as his cheeks flush a bright red. “What happened now?”

“N-nothing,” Yuuri squeaks, slamming the laptop closed.

If You Need a Bad Bitch, Let Me Call a Few. Rated E. This is the kind of stuff I can never let Viktor read in its entirety or else he might never recover — and considering my husband is old, I have to be really careful with him. But don’t tell him I told you that. This is pretty much an orgy. There are fifteen chapters, each one starring me and a fellow industry friend. The last one is only VikNik and me, in case some of you are particular. It’s wild. Apparently, I turn 20 and decide that, since I haven’t lost my “V card,” the time has come and I guess everyone gets an invite? It’s pretty descriptive. Of course, the first chapter is 3XO only, before suddenly Phichit starts inviting a million people. It’s something Peach would do, so points for realism? But, honestly, after losing that many fluids, I would be dead in real life. And, also, if anyone gave me a list, I would NOT leave VikNik to be “the best for last,” but I do appreciate that whoever wrote this had him show up in his full leather costume because 27 year old Viktor Nikiforov on the cover of Vogue is STILL the gift that keeps on giving. Read this!