sdghsdhgsdf id have to get @alykapediaaa‘s permission first of all but also i kinda have a social media au ive been sitting on for a bit buuuut i have a couple other projects i wanna get to fiiiiirst meanwhile here’s a compilation of thirst tweets:
thirst tweets katsuki yuuri wrote about victor nikiforov in varying degrees of sobriety:
victor’s program is so good this year i could eat it
i lost phichit in the club and my ears are cold i wish i had my dream earmuffs to keep me warm 😦 *picture of victor’s thighs*
no one can Deny how AmaziNG VICTOR’s oUtfits aRe ThIs season. Dont Deny It. hES ethereal im in love *several of pictures of victor’s outfits but most of them are real close ups of his chest wherein you can DEFINITELY see his nipples*
tfw ur in the mood for russian but russian doesnt kno you exist
WHY DID GOD MAKE VICTOR NIKIFOROV LIKE THAT THO?? WHY WOULD HE GIVE HIM HANDS LIKE THAT WHY ARE HIS FINGERS SO LONG WHY ARE HIS WRISTBONES SO PRETTY I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS UNNECESSARY I FEEL THREATENED I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW CAPABLE HE LOOKS HE NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED RIGHT NOW
*immediatly after retweeting pictures of victor on the beach on vacation* do you ever see someone so pretty that you want to lick his knees
victor nikiforov is a threat to the bi community because im bi and when i look at him i feel threatened
@everyone discussing whether victor is a twink or a daddy fIRST OF ALL hes a twunk, second of all he could ask me to call him High Lord Of Dicktopia and i would do it bc thats how powerful he is
victor nikiforov looked good today. i didnt see him, but i know he did.
does anyone know how much victor weight? asking for Professional Reasons *followed by several tweets of yuuri working up to deadlifting victor’s whole bodyweight at the gym*
everyone who’s saying victor’s programs are getting boring is tacky and tastless and a fake stan true stans would watch victor eat cereal out of a bowl in the middle of the rink for four minutes straight and cheer send tweet
BONUS: assorted thirst tweets about katsuki yuuri:
katsuki yuuri really out here looking like a three course meal at grandmas house, like u kno everything put in front of you is near orgasmic good adn you leave stuffed full and ruined for anything else for the next month and come back for more at any chance
I HATE HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE IM GOING TO PUNCH THE PRETTY OUT OF HIM EW GO AWAY
SIT ON MY FACE AND CRUSH MY WINDPIPE DADDY
no offense but katsuki yuuri is the most beautiful man in existence and anyone else has automatically lost at life in general just by not being him, he smiled at me once and cured my depression
how is yuuri going to pay alimony for all the ppl he impregnated with his eros program tho???
Imagine thinking your spouse is a sexy secret agent for decades only to find out he’s a restaurant critic for fat tire boy magazine
Better yet imagine a real spy getting in trouble and mistaking a restaurant critic for a fellow agent. But the critic takes their job very seriously and won’t reveal themselves and so gets pulled into some kind of huge dangerous conspiracy whilst continuing to take notes on the quality of every restaurant they almost get shot in.
The thing about using Captain Holt as a reaction image is you don’t know if he’s saying “I’m so disappointed in you for making that joke” or “This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, I can barely contain the laughter.”
Chapters: 1/6 Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov Characters: Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Christophe Giacometti, Phichit Chulanont, Okukawa Minako, Christophe Giacometti’s Boyfriend, Makkachin (Yuri!!! on Ice), Vicchan (Yuri!!! on Ice) Additional Tags: Online Dating, Light BDSM, soft D/s, dominant and submissive dynamics, Humor, potentially crackish concept, a lot of chats, novelist viktor, dom Yuuri, consultant yuuri, sub viktor Summary:
Closet Dominant Yuuri sends a cryptic message to romance novelist Viktor via your average mobile dating app. Despite Yuuri’s unfortunate fashion choices, Viktor agrees to accept his messages as part of research and inspiration for his next book. However, when amusement turns to curiosity and messages turn into dates, Viktor is forced to question whether his interest is really as casual as he claims.
I did a thing. I hope you like it, fam! ❤ Discord made me do it.
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