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cuttlemefishwrites:

Actually, there is — just checked with my fellow pop stars AU experts that I once wrote a fake fic title summary in which Viktor takes his young cousin Yuri to a Yuuri Katsuki concert and falls in love. YuuriK calls him on stage as part of the one portion of his show where he serenades a fan and Viktor is smitten. I suppose if we continued the AU, they would meet again at a mall. YuuriK would see Viktor in the crowd and recognize the gorgeous stranger from his Los Angeles show and then it’d be love at second sight, and they spend a super extra af shopping day in the mall — until YuuriK misplaces a bag of cashews and then Viktor is irrationally upset because there’s too many emotions, too much happening in his heart. And then they makeup and YuuriK buys him an entire nuts processing plant. 😂 And they live happily ever after, the end.

Okay, so I’ve given this AU a lot of thought. A lot. Things I’ve decided would happen:

1. It would be a soap opera/movie moment where Viktor is just among the crowd of fans and Yuuri is surrounded by bodyguards and then there’s that split second where he turns and their eyes meet and – “Sir, YuuriK would like a word with you.”

2. It’s love at second sight by the time they are both admiring the same poodle plushie over at Build-a-Bear. 

3. They make out in the Ralph Lauren changing room and then hold hands from Nordstrom (where they also made out in the changing room) to the food court. 

4. At the food court, they enjoy a fantastic lunch courtesy of Panda Express. YuuriK makes sure to play footsie under the table and Viktor tries to pretend he’s totally cool and not at all intimidated by the very famous foot trying to rub up his ankle. 

5. They get McDonald’s milkshakes and YuuriK bears his heart and tears as they sit at a mall bench in front of an arcade. There he is, the most famous man on the planet just sipping a vanilla milkshake while talking about his inability to have any privacy and his past failed relationships. Viktor listens with tears in his own eyes because, wow, this is the most extra af date he’s ever been on! “I won’t leave you, Yuuri,” Viktor sniffles. And Yuuri gasps, heart racing fast as they clasp hands together and drop the milkshakes on the ground: “Oh Viktor!”

6. By the time they’re strolling past David’s Bridal store, Yuuri is already looking over at a jewelry store. “How do you feel about a Spring wedding?” Yuuri asks, sliding closer. 

7. Yuuri proposes by the one cart with the emoji plushies. Viktor poses with a winky faced emoji for his Instagram engagement picture.

8. Yuuri needs to use the bathroom. His team of bodyguards secure the perimeter just so he can go pee. Viktor panics a little because – can he really marry the most famous singer in the world? He’s not sure. He’s having doubts. 

9. “Viktor, share the cashews?” – Where are the cashews? Viktor must have left them over by that one bench near the bathrooms when an entire crowd of fans led by President of the local YuuriK fanclub Minami tried to swarm at Yuuri to congratulate them on their engagement. 

10.  Explosive first lover’s quarrel by the pretzel shop. Yuuri buys a ton of pretzels so he can eat his feelings. Viktor is given a stern talking to by YuuriK’s manager and the two discuss a non-disclosure agreement. 

11. Make-up! They see each other again (after 5 minutes) by the Subway shop and share a foot long while they talk out their feelings. The engagement is back on! And Yuuri buys Viktor a nuts processing plant to show there’s really no hard feelings. 

The end.