“Let’s practice
together,” Victor suggested, taking Yuuri’s hands.
It wasn’t all
serious, no – most of the skate was silly and for parts of it they split up and
went to different sides of the rink. But never once did they bump into each
other and for most of it they moved together, as if they’d rehearsed it.
The observer sat
in the back row in the stands and watched with a smile and wished he could
record this practice.
Love’s Sorrow. Rated E. Welcome to the Love’s Sorrow club, where five jaded college students make a pact to give up on love, literally forever because Viktor Nikiforov is the founder and he’s all drama — which would work great if not for the fact that the club presidents seem to have fallen irrevocably in love. “Are you blushing?” Phichit asks accusatorially. Yuuri shakes his head in a panic, “no, no, no! Viktor just sent something funny, but it’s Viktor. You know he’s part of the club with us.” And that’s the problem, it’s Viktor and Yuuri has developed a crush the size of Jupiter.
Champagne and Broken Hearts. Rated E. Welcome to the Viktuuri telenovela nobody asked for (except me)! Katsuki Yuuri gets drunk at the GPF banquet, seduces Viktor Nikiforov, sleeps with him, and then – “This asshole literally left me with tea on the nightstand and not even a number, and now he calls to me like this?” Viktor cries into his phone to Chris, waving around his other phone playing a video of Yuuri skating his program. “I’ll show him!” Or, Yuuri gets amnesia of the 24 hours following the start of the GPF banquet, after accidentally hitting his head while trying to get Viktor breakfast and returns to Hasetsu without knowledge that anything has ever happened. Then Viktor shows up naked at his parents’ house and — “Wait a minute, what do you mean you have an evil twin?” Viktor panics, because how exactly is he supposed to deal with two Katsukis? Yuuri shrugs, “it’s the dark family secret we don’t talk about. You could’ve slept with my evil twin.”
Under Pressure. Rated M. “Okay, but you don’t think it’s silly?” Viktor asks Yuuri, pouting as he rests his face against the fluff of Makkachin’s back. Yuuri does think it’s a little silly to make a video for their wedding reception, but who is he to deny Viktor a wedding gift? “It’s not about what I think,” Yuuri reminds him, “it’s about what you want. It’s your wedding. Mine, too, but I’m not as big into details as you are. What do you want to do, Vitya?” – Yuuri means it. He just doesn’t expect Viktor to say, “well, I’ve always had this fantasy about being a Bond girl.” Or the crack fic in which Viktor pays a film crew to make a wedding reception, low-budget, short spy film starring Yuuri as the equivalent of James Bond (only not, because copyright) and Viktor as his seductive co-star. Probably set in the (Don’t) Ring the Wedding Bells universe.
The Truth About You. Rated E. The son of tech tycoon Yakov Feltsman, Viktor is happily married to Yuuri Katsuki and completely unaware that his sweet husband is actually an infamous corporate spy working for his father. That is, until CEO Seung-Gil Lee shows up at one of Viktor’s charity dinners in St. Petersburg with a simple warning message: “You’ll be next.” Practically penniless, Seung-Gil tells Viktor that Yuuri was behind the hostile takeover of his company by a set of ruthless Silicon Valley investors. Unaware that Yuuri works for his family, Viktor believes his husband is out to ruin his father’s company and partners with Seung-Gil to stop Yuuri. But Yuuri has a story of his own, one of deception, greed, and lust, in which former corporate spy Seung-Gil framed Yuuri’s father and left with his invention. Who is Viktor to believe? “Me!” Yuuri squeaks, “I’m your husband! Vitya, you seriously think I’d ever hurt you?” Or, innocent and sheltered, socialite Viktor discovers he can’t trust anyone, except maybe his husband, who is actually a professional liar.
Laundry service. Rated E. Okay, so Yuuri is pretty sure his super hot neighbor has never given him a second glance, not after Vicchan (Yuuri’s dog) tried to sneak into his apartment to meet his giant standard poodle. But that all changes when their serviced apartment building has a little mix up on laundry day. “Are these yours?” Viktor asks Yuuri, cool and suave from the comfort of his own apartment door as he lifts a black thong for Yuuri’s inspection. And Yuuri wants to die because it’s not like he only wears thongs. He just has the one pair for when he wears his date jeans, which are currently in the hands of his hot neighbor. “Oh my god, my date jeans,” he says, wondering why his hot neighbor has his clothes on his arm. Or, Yuuri and Viktor’s apartment building mistakenly switches their laundry bags and Viktor has a lot of fun learning about Yuuri’s clothing choices.
A challenge? 😂 Viktor is a bird who falls in love with a gardener. He goes to a little squirrel wizard named Phichit (and his three hamster friends, who escaped from the Nishigori triplets and found refuge with squirrel Phichit,) who makes him a potion to turn him into a human, but the only way he can stay human is by NOT kissing Yuuri, or else he’ll turn back into a bird. He would then have to convince Yuuri to kiss him again to turn back! And who is going to kiss a bird? So, Viktor avoids kissing Yuuri at all costs! And Yuuri pines and wonders why his new neighbor insists on spending so much time with him without making a move, so he decides he will make a move — but ends up kissing a tree, falling into a lake, getting kissed by a poodle, and no luck with his hot neighbor. And, also why a tiny yellow bird (Yuri P.) keeps aggressively knocking against his window every morning remains a real mystery.
I COULDN’T RESIST ashdghsahj so here have some bad use of photoshop, presenting:
[viktuuri // teen // 8K – complete // pop star au // social media – fluff]
Musician au where famous YouTube singer Victor is practically in love with a famous singer/lyricist named Lilith (who has never revealed his true identity to the public). Victor feels compelled to go to Lilith’s first show of his world tour (even though he’s never met him) and on the flight there, he sits next to this guy named Yuuri, completely oblivious to the fact that Yuuri is his idol, Lilith.
or, the one where Yuuri/Lilith accidentally says “I love you, my dear” to a man he has never met before.
[viktuuri // general // 5K – complete // post canon // fluff]
Yuuri startles, caught off guard, ‘Umm, I’d given our schedule to the JSF and JAL and I think they might have arranged for those flights already?’
Viktor pauses mid-gesture in the middle of whatever he was doing, voice taking on that wheedling tone, ‘And what do we owe to their generosity? Hmmm, Yuuri?’ Viktor asks, crawling over to where Yuuri is sprawled on the couch, fingers twitching as he closes the 3DS.
‘JAL sponsors all my flights for competition or training reasons.’ Yuuri confesses in one breath.
‘And all this while we’ve been sitting in Economy?!’ Viktor falls back on his haunches, aghast.
A series of vignettes featuring endorsements that Katsuki Yuuri has done
wabi sabi 