sdghsdhgsdf id have to get @alykapediaaa‘s permission first of all but also i kinda have a social media au ive been sitting on for a bit buuuut i have a couple other projects i wanna get to fiiiiirst meanwhile here’s a compilation of thirst tweets:
thirst tweets katsuki yuuri wrote about victor nikiforov in varying degrees of sobriety:
victor’s program is so good this year i could eat it
i lost phichit in the club and my ears are cold i wish i had my dream earmuffs to keep me warm 😦 *picture of victor’s thighs*
no one can Deny how AmaziNG VICTOR’s oUtfits aRe ThIs season. Dont Deny It. hES ethereal im in love *several of pictures of victor’s outfits but most of them are real close ups of his chest wherein you can DEFINITELY see his nipples*
tfw ur in the mood for russian but russian doesnt kno you exist
WHY DID GOD MAKE VICTOR NIKIFOROV LIKE THAT THO?? WHY WOULD HE GIVE HIM HANDS LIKE THAT WHY ARE HIS FINGERS SO LONG WHY ARE HIS WRISTBONES SO PRETTY I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS UNNECESSARY I FEEL THREATENED I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW CAPABLE HE LOOKS HE NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED RIGHT NOW
*immediatly after retweeting pictures of victor on the beach on vacation* do you ever see someone so pretty that you want to lick his knees
victor nikiforov is a threat to the bi community because im bi and when i look at him i feel threatened
@everyone discussing whether victor is a twink or a daddy fIRST OF ALL hes a twunk, second of all he could ask me to call him High Lord Of Dicktopia and i would do it bc thats how powerful he is
victor nikiforov looked good today. i didnt see him, but i know he did.
does anyone know how much victor weight? asking for Professional Reasons *followed by several tweets of yuuri working up to deadlifting victor’s whole bodyweight at the gym*
everyone who’s saying victor’s programs are getting boring is tacky and tastless and a fake stan true stans would watch victor eat cereal out of a bowl in the middle of the rink for four minutes straight and cheer send tweet
BONUS: assorted thirst tweets about katsuki yuuri:
katsuki yuuri really out here looking like a three course meal at grandmas house, like u kno everything put in front of you is near orgasmic good adn you leave stuffed full and ruined for anything else for the next month and come back for more at any chance
I HATE HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE IM GOING TO PUNCH THE PRETTY OUT OF HIM EW GO AWAY
SIT ON MY FACE AND CRUSH MY WINDPIPE DADDY
no offense but katsuki yuuri is the most beautiful man in existence and anyone else has automatically lost at life in general just by not being him, he smiled at me once and cured my depression
how is yuuri going to pay alimony for all the ppl he impregnated with his eros program tho???
i wish i could quad flip onto yuuris dick
Saramila fic recs
Sharing some fics of this fantastic ship, it’s a shame we have so little out there BUT here are some of my faves ❤ And for other fic rec lists you can check here, here and my moodboards here.
Mila just won bronze at Worlds. Her best friend is newly engaged. Viktor’s determined to pull off a skating exhibition like no one’s ever seen. And Mila’s starting to realize that her initial judgement of Sara Crispino as a boy-crazy bubblehead was very, very wrong. This should be the best summer of her life.
So why does Mila feel more alone than ever?
• An amazing fic, a great character study and love story. You have some family drama, some coming of age, awesome characterization and a bunch more, truly a masterpiece!
Mila and Sara have an old tradition: every year they find someone dressed as Santa Claus and take a picture with them, but as the years go by Mila finds that she feels more than just friendship for Sara.
• Cavities inducing, a fluffy and sweet getting together!
Sara Crispino has purple eyes and a heart-shaped smile, and Mila is screwed right from the start.
• Well crafted slow burn, I particularly like the friendship between Mila and Viktor, also Yuri, hilarious. So touching and just so good. AND THE CAROL REFERENCE, N I C E.
When Mila first sees Sara Crispino without her skates, she expects her to act akin to how she performs on the ice: sharp, calculated, beautiful, and ruthless. Only one of these things is true, but she’s somehow captivating in entirely different ways.
• Beautiful build up and fun romance with great characters, must read.
Sara Crispino, thirstiest virgin in Barcelona, decides to get rejected by pretty much half the skating world. Mila Babicheva, nursing the world’s worst Straight Girl Crush in recent history, is just along for the ride.
• I cannot believe this fic, it’s so good, Sara tries so hard and Mila is always there for her *sobs* poor useless lesbian Mila.
Mila, a master mechanimator, spends her days designing and building magical clockwork automatons for discerning customers. Sara, the best alchemetalsmith in the city, is Mila’s good friend and occasional collaborator. When Mila takes Victor’s commission for a gold clockwork poodle, she knows just where to turn for the materials… and assistance in raising enough energy for the animation.
For all her dreaming, though, she doesn’t truly expect her arrangement with Sara to lead to more.
• I didn’t know I needed this AU but OH BOY the worldbuilding is A++, they wear waistcoats and have fantastic sex while helping Viktuuri get together. Fun, hot, sweet!
There are a few things which Sara Crispino remembers about Orientation Week. The first is that, despite the best and most serious efforts of the nuns, quite a lot of off-site drinking, dancing and general disreputability is involved. Instead of individuals, she remembers crowds and atmospheres.
…
The third thing Sara remembers from Orientation Week, although she doesn’t think about it much until later, is the red-headed Women’s girl.
• An interesting AU, very well researched. They’re so gentle and soft, and their developing relationship is divine!
A local magazine features Mila’s as the best breakfast spot in town one year after it opens. The opposite page is devoted to a pie shop Mila has heard of, but never been to. Easy as Pie gets a paragraph of text and three photographs. One shot is a slice of blueberry pie, another is of hands kneading dough. The last one is of a woman with long, dark hair and olive-toned skin holding an armful of large blue ribbons. Sara Crispino, the caption reads, owner and baker at Easy as Pie holds all six of her National Pie Competition blue ribbons.
Mila drives over the same day she sees the article, as soon as the breakfast rush ends.
• Sweet as the pie, with the cutest ending ever. Some good humor, some great romance!
a yuri!!! on ice fic | mila babicheva/sara crispino | 54k | the sequel to Half a Chance
Mila just won bronze at Worlds. Her best friend is newly engaged. Viktor’s determined to pull off a skating exhibition like no one’s ever seen. And Mila’s starting to realize that her initial judgement of Sara Crispino as a boy-crazy bubblehead was very, very wrong. This should be the best summer of her life.
Yuuri is asked by the JSF to attend the NHK Trophy even though he’s not competing so they can get some promotional shots and so forth done with him.
Yuuri says yes partly because his sister and Minako have promised to visit him with Vicchan and partly because Victor is competing and he wants to see him skate.
It’s not like he’s going to actually MEET his idol right? Right?
[viktuuri // mature // 3K – complete // college au – vacation au // fluff – humor]
It’s just another day at Martha’s Vineyard for Katsuki Yuuri and Viktor Nikiforov. On break from Yale and Harvard respectively, Yuuri and Viktor are ready to fall back in love and look good while doing it (or so Yuuri thinks until he discovers that his boyfriend wears pastel shorts with whales). Or the plotless (rich) preppy fashion AU inspired by some anons on Tumblr who decided we should discuss the horror of Vineyard Vines pastel whale-print shorts. #FreeWhalesFromButts
Chapters: 11/11 Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov Characters: Victor Nikiforov, Katsuki Yuuri, Katsuki Yuuri’s Family, Victor Nikiforov’s Family, Isabella Yang, Emil Nekola, Jean-Jacques Leroy, Phichit Chulanont, Christophe Giacometti, Christophe Giacometti’s Boyfriend, Makkachin (Yuri!!! on Ice), Mila Babicheva, Georgi Popovich, Lee Seung Gil, Sara Crispino Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Arranged Marriage, Fanfiction, Writer Katsuki Yuuri, Supportive Victor Nikiforov, Mutual Pining, Fandom, Social Media, Rich Yuuri Katsuki, Rich Viktor Nikiforov, two idiots in love, Unconsummated Marriage, Attempted Seduction, Romantic Comedy, their families and friends think they bang on the regular, they don’t even sleep in the same room, Thirsty Victor Nikiforov, Thirsty Katsuki Yuuri, extra happy ending, Fluff and Humor, Kid Fic, They adopt kids, this is the longest slow burn Summary:
Things would be a little easier if Yuuri wasn’t so in love with his husband Viktor, especially considering they have an arranged marriage. Two years after their wedding, Yuuri and Viktor are incredibly in love, but can’t seem to get over the hump of their platonic union to consummate their marriage! Good thing Yuuri is the most (in)famous erotic fanfiction author of the Love in the Streets fandom. Now, he’s got the support of the Internet to figure out how to seduce his husband, if only he can continue to keep their identities a secret. Or, the AU in which everyone thinks Yuuri and Viktor have the perfect marriage full of adventurous sex when, in fact, Viktor sleeps in the guest bedroom and Yuuri writes erotic fanfiction to quench his thirst.
WE ARE DONE! Ohmygosh, fam. AO3 would not publish the whole chapter. Formatting and posting it were a nightmare. BUT WE ARE DONE. ❤
“Mama,” Victor began, tearing himself away from the window reluctantly and walking into the kitchen. “Can I marry Yuuri?”
She turned away from the stove with a laugh. “You’ll have to ask Yuuri himself. I can’t decide something like that for him.”
Victor slid onto one of the kitchen chairs and looked at her. “I mean now, Mama. I know he’ll say yes.” He had no doubts on this subject.
His mother walked over to him, put her arms around Victor and kissed him on the forehead. “You’re too young, Viten’ka. You’ll have to wait for a few years.”
“Why?”
“Because that’s the law,” she explained in a serious tone as a smile played on her face. “Children aren’t allowed to get married.”
He scrunched up his face. “Seems a bit unfair. Why are adults allowed, then? Why can’t children get married too?”
Ok but did YOUR man just drop $3 million to rewrite history so
you can rule ancient Egypt? #myidolsbetterthanyours #getyouaman #yuuvik
Yuuri Katsuki-Nikiforov @ katsukiyofficial
Yes, he did, and it
was more like $3.4 million, actually.
@ fan2placeholder
OMG DID @KATSUKIYOFFICIAL JUST LIKE AND RESPOND TO MY TWEET?
I’m dead do not revive let me die I will never pin another tweet again
@ fan2placeholder
AAAAH THIS ISN’T HAPPENING DID @VNIKIFOROV ALSO JUST LIKE MY
TWEET? #dead #ripme
Speaking of which! HAVE A SNEAK PEEK:
Look, Yuuri was born to play the lead in a Viktor
Nikiforov music video. He’d known this since the day he first saw Viktor’s
debut music video to All Eyes on Me.
Appearing as a hologram in a few of Viktor’s
apology videos had been little consolation to his knowledge that he was depriving
the world of an opportunity to see him as a #VikNikVideoVixen. Triple V status
was highly coveted and prized, the type of stuff that made models into super models
and icons into legends. Even with a ring on his finger and a Viktor on his bed, Yuuri craved that title like he did getting his hands on Viktor’s iconic black leather jacket. Naturally, Yuuri was not going to let Viktor cast someone else as the lead for this video, which meant
Iman had to go – no hard feelings, of
course, considering she was Eureka’s third Godmother. A couple of re-writes later (to reflect the fact that Yuuri used to
fuck with a magical asshole that broke his heart in Spain and left him saddled
with two babies before trying to return and go brrrrdot dot dot all over his fucking pyramid,) and the script was
flawless and so was Yuuri’s dark, eyeliner wing.
Of course, the thing about
playing a fabulous lead is that there’s a lot involved in getting into character,
which meant Yuuri had spent the last two days demanding to be carried
everywhere without too much success because they had two toddlers that also
wanted to be carried everywhere by Viktor.
“Does a Pharaoh walk on his own?” Yuuri asks
haughtily. “I’m supposed to be a representative for the gods, Viktor!” – which Eureka seems to find hilarious as she toddles around his legs.
Viktor arches an eyebrow, bouncing their son, “You
realize I’m playing an actual god, right? I’m supposed to be Horus.”
Yuuri laughs, watching as VikNik Jr. tries to play
with Viktor’s micro-braid.
“Oh wait, you’re serious. Oh my god, Viktor, you made yourself a god?”
(Yuuri’s not sure if he’s just shook by the news, or shookand turned on, but he decides he’ll have to explore his feelings later. Right now, they need to get to the set so Yuuri can fulfill his dreams of finally getting to be a video vixen.)
“Have you not read your script?” Viktor squawks,
looking offended for the millionth time that morning as they try to prepare to make
a trip to the set for the first time. “Yuuri! Even VikNik Jr. knows his role
and lines, don’t you, my darling?”
VikNik Jr. blinks, beaming as he says, “Daddy, I’m bored.
I want to be entertained.”
“Good job!” Viktor cheers, carrying his son to the
door.
“I think they’re relegating us to supporting cast,
baby girl.” Yuuri tells his daughter as he picks her up. Eureka stares at Yuuri
with a neutral expression on her face until he pokes one of her dimples. The
smile she gives him is blinding. “I agree. We’re going to dazzle them. They won’t
know what hit them.”
wabi sabi 