I had another weird dream so i remembered I had this one too lol

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So I just woke up from my nap and I had this dream where Yuuri and Viktor are apart (post canon, nationals) and Viktor calls Yuuri and explains their schedule which includes 8 hours of sex and Yuuri is like?? You can’t schedule that??? People don’t do that. And Viktor explains that yes, that he’s flying there to have lots of sex with his future husband and enjoy it because after the gpf they didn’t had that much time together to do so.

Yuuri says that it’s best for them if he just goes back to Russia and they start training. That the best he can offer now it’s just a normal amount of time something like one hour or two. Viktor keeps insisting that no, that he wants to try a love hotel in Japan etc etc

At what Yuuri just yells that he can’t travel across the world just to have sex?

And Viktor just laughs and responds that he already did that once and Yuuri is confused and jealous and doesn’t catch that Viktor is referring to the year before when Viktor went to Hasetsu to coach him so he hangs up.

So Yuuri is confused about 8 hours of sex, when in reality Viktor meant to do it a couple of times, nap, eat, shower, do it again and not literally 8 hours straight of them fucking.

And Viktor is confused that Yuuri thinks that one or maybe two hours is what usually sex lasts, because he thought that the only time they actually did it had lasted that long because of all the accumulated sexual frustration.